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Despite
extensive searches along the banks of Loch Ness
we have been unable to locate Chris after his
encounter with the fibreglass Nessie. The
Ecliptomaniacs will keep up the search as our
motto is "Leave no one behind". The
strange creature shown below appeared out of the
lake after three days of frantic searching for
Chris. Its amazing proficiency with a GPS system
caught our attention and when it began to repeat
over and over "The Fog, The Fog, Oh the
horror of it all" we just knew it was him.
Currently in a bath tub in a basement flat in
Bray we are seeking expert advice on how to
reconstitute him in time for the next eclipse.
WE HAVE TO SUCCEED!
None of us know
how to use a GPS or track an eclipse like Chris.
All this thing wants to do is eat fish! I can't
catch them quick enough.

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